Little Sexy Lexi

Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She's a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

Lexi isn't much of a talker. At first, she seems shy... reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser's cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she's licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He's hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn't take "soft cock" for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.

The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you're seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser's usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we're here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there's enough here to get the job done.

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As Horny As They Cum

As "Porn Loser" girls go, Tori is as horny as they come. The amazing part is that she stays horny throughout the scene, even when the Loser is fucking her. Even when he has to interrupt her doggie-style pussy poking to adjust one of the cameras, leaving her without a cock in her cunt and us with, thankfully, a view of her ass, pussy and asshole, courtesy of a secondary camera.

Tori is 5'5", 128 pounds of fun from Minnesota (she's now living in Los Angeles). She has green eyes, brown hair, measures 34-28-36 and smiles and giggles a lot, especially when she's talking about sex. We've rarely seen a girl this enthusiastic, especially prior to her first scene.

"I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy," she tells us. "I'm really sexually open."

We find out how wild and crazy she is even before she goes down on the Loser's cock. Even the way Tori takes off her top and skirt seems to scream, "Fuck me," as she squats on the floor, as if she were waiting for the Loser to bring over his cock. He doesn't, but she goes on with her striptease, doing more stripping than teasing.

"I want to make you real hard," she says.

That's easier said than done with the Loser, who doesn't respond the way 99.9% of the hetero male world would as Tori proceeds to give him a great blow job: hands-free, deep into the mouth, making smacking noises when the cock leaves her mouth, asking,"Do you like that?" Licking and slurping up and down on his cock, making humming noises, licking his balls. Finally, the Loser responds, but just when she's got some good wood to suck, he invites her to jump on top of his cock, something he never does.

"Do you like my pussy?" Tori asks.

The camera fuck-up happens a few minutes later, but by that point, we're so turned-on by Tori that we forget who's fucking her. Oh, yeah. The Loser. Ya had to remind us?

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The Loser Bags A Stunning Babe

A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it, "what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, "Awesome. Great body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hot piece of ass like Gem.

A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She's 21 years old. This is her first scene. She's 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4", 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She's a little girl, but she apparently has a big mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's rod through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future.

The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her shaved pussy, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we get off. So who's complaining?

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Pretty In Pink

Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, "I'm a nympho,"and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn't bother asking them.

There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She's sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a cock.

There's one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it's a beauty!

This time, let's focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she's a very good cock sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she's already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that's hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she's riding the Loser's cock. Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn't realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.

One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That's a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we're eavesdropping on two people having sex.

Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.

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Who's the first-timer here?

The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.

The Loser? He's just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work-to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick.

In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But don't worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame.

As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, "This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind.

"Oh, I'm gonna cum!" she screams.

"Oh, fuck me!" she begs.

There's no substitute for youth.

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Every dog has his day. Even the Loser.

One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he’s not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he’s a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor’s notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: “Blow job. We don’t see much at first as he is soft.” “Blow job. All we get to see is her back.” “Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on.” So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser’s videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.

But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he’s not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she’s chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she’s riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?

There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, “Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!” as her tight little pussy gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?

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A bargain at any price

The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she's ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she's one hot piece of ass--beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes-and he paid her only $800.

Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should've added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her.

"What makes you think you can do this?" the Loser asks her.

What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can't?

So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn't take the money and shouldn't do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history.

As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard cock, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won't some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn't the pussy a wonderful thing?

Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie's face. All for $800. Bargain.

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Today is a main event for Samantha as she and her loyal, succulent bridesmaids Maria Moore, Sapphire, Cassie Blanca and Rose Valentina are going to celebrate her upcoming wedding and her last day of freedom as a single woman. The girls toast Samantha with champagne and get the party started. They dance and play with each other as the bubbly kicks in. Asses are spanked and nipples are licked. Samantha stands on the coffee table and dances for her bosom buddies to their cheers. There’s a knock and sirens at the door. This is not good. Sapphire opens the door. It’s the police. Did the neighbors complain? Hold on. They’re not cops. They’re male strippers. The bridesmaids have arranged for Samantha’s last fling! The two cops give Samantha the full treatment as the girls laugh and have a blast. The alcohol, and the smell and sight of men, affect Samantha. She begins to revert to her wild party-girl ways and gets into the partying. One of the cops mounts her on the coffee table. On her back, she’s topless with her huge, wonderful tits ready for cock. The cop slides his meat-club through her deep cleavage and starts fucking her flesh mountains. Will Samantha forget her groom, her vows of fidelity and her nuptial promises and keep tit-fucking the stripper? And what about Sam’s pumped-up bridesmaids, drunk and horny and ready for fucking?

My Big Plump Wedding

Fuck her while you have the chance, Loser!

Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.

Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it.

By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.

The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid.

The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.

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